I'm sure you've read the recent news reports of mysterious mass blackbird deaths occurring throughout the world. When things like this happen, speculation runs rampant. Some have said that it's a sign of an impending apocalypse, while others have blamed the mass deaths on power lines, fireworks, overeating, and even alcohol.
But, the real reason is right in front of our faces.
Upon closer examination, you'll find that many of the bird deaths could probably be attributed to inconsiderate smokers being irresponsible with their disgusting addiction around others.